For Dan

Snow!!!!

It really fucking irritates me when people flip their shit because it's snowing. The receptionist at my work pages the entire office to excitedly announce that flurries are falling. A girl in one of my college courses scared the hell out of everyone when she decided to scream at the sight of snowflakes out the window. I mean, it's pretty and all, but once you're out of school, snow delays and cancellations don't really happen that much. What's so fucking magical about frozen rain? The crowds at the grocery store stocking up on bread and milk, or the dangerous roads?